When I was growing up, after waking up, my mom would tell me I had dragons breath.
What teenager wants to hear that there breath could kill you, it stank so bad?!
That totally stuck, so as I got older I would get up and brush my teach first thing, on the off chance some hottie boyfriend would stop by and catch a whiff of my nasty breath.
To this day, I still wake up and the first thing I have to do is brush my nasty teeth so to not scare off my hubby or torture my kids.
2 comments:
I am the SAME way. I won't say a word to anyone unless I've brushed.
And when I see couples on tv or in movies kiss first thing in the morning... all I'm thinking is GROSS!!!! MORNING BREATH!
You two are so funny! I'm sure it's not that bad and I know the images your minds create are way crazier than normal..
I think this summer, I'm sneaking to your houses early early and ringing your doorbells to see if you'll make me wait while you brush your teeth or you'll just open the door because your good friend Janice just doesn't care!
Morning breath and all!
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