Patchisms

Oh my gosh, this kid kills me. We were driving around this morning and he said the funniest things. Well, at least they're funny to his mom.

Patch: "Mom, some kids hurt other kids because they like them"
Mom: "I know, but I hope you don't do that"
Patch: "no, but there's a girl that likes me so she hurts me. PLUS, boys have the priesthood so they know not to hurt girls".


Attendant @ gas station: "you look handsome today"
Patch: "thanks, I showered and I smell good too"
Attendant: "I could tell"
...we leave
Patch: "mom, she's nice. She's as nice as a dog! A puppy dog, cuz they're nice and cute".

Only after he says things like this do I realize I'm going to miss him when he goes to 1st grade.